| How Retired Persons
Spend Their Day
I went to the store the other day. I was only
in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a city cop writing
out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said,"Come on, buddy,
how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a few choice names.
He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of horse shit.
He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more
I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a dam. My car was parked around
the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that
I'm retired.
It's important at my age.
Heh heh…. :)
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